Wednesday, October 7, 2009

A Tally of My Murderously Delicious Wake...

Some basic math will come up with the following rough tally of the animals that had to die for my meals today:
  1. At least 2 pigs.
  2. At least 1 cow.
  3. At least 2 chickens (most likely 3)
  4. 6 oysters
  5. 2 clams
  6. 5 mussels
  7. 1 lobster
This amounts to AT LEAST 19 animals. I consider this a day well spent.
And now, I set off to write a lesson plan wherein I make my students write a letter to Sen. Schumer suggesting a law that ought to be passed. At ease.

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